I needed a break from all the school stuff and writing my stories so I decided to write out a conversation between three of my muses and I. It's kinda funny so........XD
By the way, when they start to say something starting with y, it means yaoi, but it's kinda like a forbidden word for my muses. Don't know exactly why XD
Ze Conversation!!!!
You're the only one who can bring the stars to my world.
Benji: The hell is that?!
Me: A quote I just made up. I think it's kinda cute X3
Nathan: I agree with her
Me: Thank you Nathan
Benji: What the hell is this?! A gay fest?
Me: Well you can talk, can't you?
Benji: .....I was kidding.....
Nathan: Well he's not fully gay (as far as I know). You know, only half the rainbow.
Benji: Nathan.....just shut up.
Me: Shut it Benji. And Nathan don't you think I of all people would know that?
Nathan: *shrugs* Just saying it out loud.
Benji: You have a good grasp of the obvious Nathe.
Me: And you have a good grasp on monkey's balls. Now get lost! I was reading! *slaps Benji*
Nathan: Can I stay?
Me: Of course Nathe. You actually have the ability to be quiet, unlike that loud mouth sarcastic asshole over there. *points accusing finger of doom at Benji*
Benji: I heard that!
Me: Of course you heard it! You can hear everything I say! You live in my head remember!
Benji: Oh, just go read your stupid story. Or should I say y-
Me: NOT ANOTHER WORD MISTER!!!! Besides, you like it.
Benji: Lies and slander!
Me: Oh, really? You almost literally nosebleed every time I read it!
Benji: False accusations! It was a burst blood vessel, caused by the sudden but natural rise in external temperature, okay!
Nathan: Mhmm....
Benji: You be quiet! And you *points at Kitty*, go read your stupid y-
Me: You'd like that wouldn't you? *hugs Nathan* Just look how eager your big bwotha is! Awwww!!!!!
Benji: I hate you all.
Lolita: Lies and slander!
Benji: .....O.O Where'd she come from?
Nathan: Lolly!!!! *attacks*
Me: Hey! Be gentle with her! She's my arty side and I need her to live.
Lolita: What a sweety

Benji: ......You were reading......
Me: Ah yes, indeed I was......kukuku

Nathan: hehehe

I changed my mind; I don't really want to stay. I think I'll go now *runs for his life*
Lolita: Ah, the poor boy is still in denial about his obvious gayness *shakes head*.
Me: Alas, it is a sad case...........NOW EVERYONE OUT!!!!!!!!! Unless of course, Benji, you'd like to join me. *grins evilly*
Benji: And be expossed to unhealthy doses of y-
Me: You're inwardly screaming 'hell yeah' and 'boo yah'. Just admit it.
Benji: No thanks!!! *storms out*
Lolita: It's unhealthy for the mind and body but what the hell! I'll join you!
Me: It's good to see you're indulging yourself XD
*bundles up on the couch to read the yaoi*
Ah, life couldn't get any better.......
CRACK *cusses*
Lolita: What was that?!
Me: Just Benji. He has access to everything I see, hear, touch.....read.....Maybe we should donate some blood to him, he definitely needs it by now.
Lolita: Hunnie, we're muses, he can bleed all over the carpet and never run out.
Me: Cool! Let's just leave him to suffer then.
Lolita: Seconded.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!
hehe
Hope you liked! My fourth muse was missing but I assume she was taking a nap, jog or doing work like the work-a-fucking-holic she is XD
Bye now! Back to writing stories for me!
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...but with more buttsecks!
"Do you know why love hurts? ...So we can kiss it better."
"Caution... Objects in heart are closer than they appear."
-k.R.
I haven't been looking at any fanfiction lately which is really quite scary.
In fact, I've been writing harry potter fanfiction for some reason. I need to go read some Naruto ff to get back into it XD
Thanks for remembering me though!
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Treat me like your homework: slam me on the table and do me all night long! XD
Oh, gosh, I'm just soooo HOT! *sexy tone*
Would you like me to open the window?
lmao
A dirty mind is not a thing to be wasted.
I live by that rule! Long live ze perverts!
I'm doing good, just wanted to say hi.
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...but with more buttsecks!
"Do you know why love hurts? ...So we can kiss it better."
"Caution... Objects in heart are closer than they appear."
-k.R.
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Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse
I'm having so much gosh-darn fun I can't friggin' stand it!
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SIRIUS BLACK
You know it's canon!!
"Oh, it's scruffy and psychotic and distrustful! You should call it Matt, I mean, Daredevil. You should call it Daredevil."
- Peter Parker, Readjustment by Elspethdixon and Seanchai
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If you see a rabbit running around with a pack of lions, don't you think that's one badass bunny? ~Cromartie High School
For my icon: No, Naruto isn't "practicing", it's from a filler! So quit asking!
BACCHIKOI!!!
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Yaoi Fan and GOD DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!
Come To The Dark Side,WE HAVE YAOI!
Blood is your Friend!!!
Ring around the puddle of blood
A pocket full of organs
Slaughter, slaughter...
They all die down
(Ring around the Rosy)
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Treat me like your homework: slam me on the table and do me all night long! XD
Oh, gosh, I'm just soooo HOT! *sexy tone*
Would you like me to open the window?
lmao
A dirty mind is not a thing to be wasted.
I live by that rule! Long live ze perverts!
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Treat me like your homework: slam me on the table and do me all night long! XD
Oh, gosh, I'm just soooo HOT! *sexy tone*
Would you like me to open the window?
lmao
A dirty mind is not a thing to be wasted.
I live by that rule! Long live ze perverts!
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